http://flic.kr/p/i4z3h1 #ObamacareWorksLike Sandra Fluke Raising Bad Santa’s North Pole
The 12 Days of Bad Santa’s ObamaCare Christmas
Posted by Miss Moneypenny
[A Sandra Fluke Holiday Carol(1)]
On the first day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
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On the second day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
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On the third day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
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On the fourth day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Four C.O.N. (Certified Obamacare Navigators) men to steal my identity,
Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
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On the fifth day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Five million cancelled policies,
Four C.O.N. (Certified Obamacare Navigators) men to steal my identity,
Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
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On the sixth day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Six phone reps referring you back to 404 HealthCare.gov,
Five million cancelled policies,
Four C.O.N. (Certified Obamacare Navigators) men to steal my identity,
Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
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On the seventh day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Seven unneeded health benefits,
Six phone reps referring you back to 404 HealthCare.gov,
Five million cancelled policies,
Four C.O.N. (Certified Obamacare Navigators) men to steal my identity,
Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
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On the eighth day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Eight Hackers scamming me,
Seven unneeded health benefits,
Six phone reps referring you back to 404 HealthCare.gov,
Five million cancelled policies,
Four C.O.N. (Certified Obamacare Navigators) men to steal my identity,
Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
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On the ninth day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Nine New Taxes,
Eight Hackers scamming me,
Seven unneeded health benefits,
Six phone reps referring you back to 404 HealthCare.gov,
Five million cancelled policies,
Four C.O.N. (Certified Obamacare Navigators) men to steal my identity,
Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
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On the tenth day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Ten Technocrats to ration my health-care and control my doctor decisions,
Nine New Taxes,
Eight Hackers scamming me,
Seven unneeded health benefits,
Six phone reps referring you back to 404 HealthCare.gov,
Five million cancelled policies,
Four C.O.N. (Certified Obamacare Navigators) men to steal my identity,
Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
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On the eleventh day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Eleven hundred excuses for Barry’s Nonsecure Obamacare website,
Ten Technocrats to ration my health-care and control my doctor decisions,
Nine New Taxes,
Eight Hackers scamming me,
Seven unneeded health benefits,
Six phone reps referring you back to 404 HealthCare.gov,
Five million cancelled policies,
Four C.O.N. (Certified Obamacare Navigators) men to steal my identity,
Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
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On the twelfth day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Twelve thousand new bureaucracies to check our finances so Obama’s “too big to fail” Government Mandated Health enterprise can hand out generous taxpayer subsidies to families (earning up to $90,000 a year) for health insurance,
Eleven hundred excuses for Barry’s Nonsecure Obamacare website,
Ten Technocrats to ration my health-care and control my doctor decisions,
Nine New Taxes,
Eight Hackers scamming me,
Seven unneeded health benefits,
Six phone reps referring you back to 404 HealthCare.gov,
Five million cancelled policies,
Four C.O.N. (Certified Obamacare Navigators) men to steal my identity,
Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and
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Footnotes:
(1) “With Free ObamaCare Contraception Coverage, Bad Santa can Fluke Me” – Sandra Fluke
(2) Related Tweets to The 12 Days of Bad Santa’s ObamaCare Christmas…
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Miss moneypenny / You need a good sense of humour to survive
otherwise in facing the political as military as financial fraudsters
then one would go mad good people seeing no sense in harming
others / thus they don’t use violence torture etc etc as does govt
thus for good people it’s a awesome struggle they face in present
times / for decades the USA has been waging wars on the world
it having become a way of life / to such stage that millions being
dependent on war / as a means of employment /either supplying
military needs / or being in one of the military services……………
such means of employment having extended in large numbers to
home security where the cover used for employment is that they
are fighting terrorism / where reality being USA politicians as be
USA military are the biggest gang of fraudsters as terrorists that
the world has ever known / having slaughtered millions worldwide
& having robbed many nations of their needed natural resources.
American politicians as military have long lost the plot /they need
return to their senses / before it comes to nuclear conflict/ such is
possible /the antartic (due to climate change) far warmer weather)
is now open to explotation it having vast resources/ thus t’will be a
scramble / whom claims the lions share whom has the biggest gun.
However apart from all the bad news there is some very good news
in the pipeline apart from water /oil / gas. I’ll write a comment soon
giving the good news which will in time bring real joy to one and all.
Hi William,
Good to see some Americans are astutely aware of the roaring Lamb Beast “policing” the Globe for the benefit of the International Banksters who profit from Endless Wars and Government Debt.