Monthly Archives: March 2009

Boob Appreciation Group

After Dancing On Ice, “Pocket rocket” Melinda Messenger claimed a Boob Appreciation Group was formed by the female contestants…

Photo Source: John Rogers/ITV

“We did all pay respects to each other’s boobies, it is true.”- Melinda Messenger

Melinda told Digital Spy that the rumors about admiring each other’s Breasts were true. The Skating Siren confessed that Roxanne Pallett liked to feel her Bouncing Boobs which were enhanced to 34DD after the Jason Paul Modelling Agency recommended a Boob job.

After she was eliminated on Feb 22, 2009, Melinda kissed Coleen Nolan’s Boobs goodnight.

“

We’ve all got a bond and it is quite physical with the boob kissing. Roxy (Roxanne Pallett) does it to me but there’s a pecking order and I kiss Coleen’s!

I rank Coleen’s boobs top of the list, Roxanne is stunning, Zoe and Jessica have figures to die for, but Coleen has the most amazing pair to be fair. There’s a lot of appreciation with each other’s boobs. The boys are just like ‘Will you leave each other alone!’

I will miss Coleen, I love her! On Sunday I kissed her boobies good night!

”

—Melinda Messenger

Melinda also claimed her marriage was on the Brink,
until she got in the Rink… and Dancing On Ice saved her marriage.
Melinda also dropped 1.5 stone (lost 21 pounds) during the ITV contest to put her 18-year-old body figure back into figure-skating.

After she was booted off Dancing On Ice, Melinda bounced back to modelling racy lingerie for Ultimo…

Photo Source: Ultimo

The new face of Undercover wear

After reading this, how many men will go undercover and secretly form manly Boob Appreciation Groups?

Will they kiss their manly boobs?

Image Source: A Miss Moneypenny Photoshop Production

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