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The 12 Days of Bad Santa’s ObamaCare Christmas

O’ C.R.A.P., Bad Santa is here…

EnvironMentalist Al Gore

The 12 Days of Bad Santa’s ObamaCare Christmas
[A Sandra Fluke Holiday Carol(1)]

On the first day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
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On the second day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
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On the third day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
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On the fourth day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Four C.O.N. (Certified Obamacare Navigators) men to steal my identity,
Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
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On the fifth day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Five million cancelled policies,
Four C.O.N. (Certified Obamacare Navigators) men to steal my identity,
Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
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On the sixth day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Six phone reps referring you back to 404 HealthCare.gov,
Five million cancelled policies,
Four C.O.N. (Certified Obamacare Navigators) men to steal my identity,
Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
…………………………………

On the seventh day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Seven unneeded health benefits,
Six phone reps referring you back to 404 HealthCare.gov,
Five million cancelled policies,
Four C.O.N. (Certified Obamacare Navigators) men to steal my identity,
Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
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On the eighth day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Eight Hackers scamming me,
Seven unneeded health benefits,
Six phone reps referring you back to 404 HealthCare.gov,
Five million cancelled policies,
Four C.O.N. (Certified Obamacare Navigators) men to steal my identity,
Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
…………………………………

On the ninth day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Nine New Taxes,
Eight Hackers scamming me,
Seven unneeded health benefits,
Six phone reps referring you back to 404 HealthCare.gov,
Five million cancelled policies,
Four C.O.N. (Certified Obamacare Navigators) men to steal my identity,
Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
…………………………………

On the tenth day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Ten Technocrats to ration my health-care and control my doctor decisions,
Nine New Taxes,
Eight Hackers scamming me,
Seven unneeded health benefits,
Six phone reps referring you back to 404 HealthCare.gov,
Five million cancelled policies,
Four C.O.N. (Certified Obamacare Navigators) men to steal my identity,
Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
…………………………………

On the eleventh day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me
Eleven hundred excuses for Barry’s Nonsecure Obamacare website,
Ten Technocrats to ration my health-care and control my doctor decisions,
Nine New Taxes,
Eight Hackers scamming me,
Seven unneeded health benefits,
Six phone reps referring you back to 404 HealthCare.gov,
Five million cancelled policies,
Four C.O.N. (Certified Obamacare Navigators) men to steal my identity,
Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and
A 404 HealthCare.gov.
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On the twelfth day of ObamaCare, Dear Dick-tator gave to me

Twelve thousand new bureaucracies to check our finances so Obama’s “too big to fail” Government Mandated Health enterprise can hand out generous taxpayer subsidies to families (earning up to $90,000 a year) for health insurance,

Eleven hundred excuses for Barry’s Nonsecure Obamacare website,

Ten Technocrats to ration my health-care and control my doctor decisions,

Nine New Taxes,

Eight Hackers scamming me,

Seven unneeded health benefits,

Six phone reps referring you back to 404 HealthCare.gov,

Five million cancelled policies,

Four C.O.N. (Certified Obamacare Navigators) men to steal my identity,

Three times the deductible,
Two times the premium costs, and

A 404 HealthCare.gov.

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Footnotes:

(1) “With Free ObamaCare Contraception Coverage, Bad Santa can Fluke Me” – Sandra Fluke

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