Canadian Caffeine Casualties of Operation Slingshot WMD
Robert looks glazed and confectionary confused after one donut created a new air conditioned roof and missed his Hortons coffee cup. Rumors persist that a nekkid woman was able to catch the other pastry projectile in her mouth!
Secret MI8 intelligence acquired by Miss Moneypenny has exposed Robert’s counteroffensive:
Hit the deck Speedy, the Canadian Moose is on the Loose!
Photo Source: Canadian Secret Strike by I Can Has Cheezburger?
Sightings of Speedy’s Secret Strike are being reported all over the northern hemisphere!
For more news, please visit:
Olga’s WMD Stretched to the LIMIT in Hollydale by The Traveling Bra Times
Help Speedcat! Send Ransom! by The Intrepid Interrogator
Robert’s Operation Special Delivery to Olga’s Bra Mistress!
Weapon of Massive (Mammary) Destruction? Or Manna from Heaven? describes the heartfelt story of family survival in the face of Donut Destruction published by the Wendster News Bureau!
Dateline: May 5, 2008 In late breaking news,
From the ashes of a devastating Cruller Crush, a new Global Glazed over Robocop arose to save Canada from the Bra Bombardment of Speedy Starbucks!
Captain’s Log, Stardate -315347.09:
The Aerial Assault of the Giant Killer Aussie Meat Pies! by Laketrees Limelight News, Agent Laketrees reporting under fire from behind enemy lines!
Do you have Fear of being frittered by flying deep-fried ICDs (Donut Ballistrophobia)? For Pastry Protection, purchase the Super Aerospace Donut Deflector and Dunk & Cover!
by the Medstudent’s Wife Memorandom Weekly
Miss Moneypenny reporting for the Undercover Times
Tags: Canadian Open, Donut War, Hollydale International, Olga the Traveling Bra, Speedy DoNUTcat
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May 6, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Hi Agent Laketrees,
ROFL
Please remember to keep the location of the Bra IR (Interrogation Room) a Victoria Secret! 
May 6, 2008 at 8:35 pm
my souRces (that would be tomato and worcestEr) are looking into it as we speak Miss MP…
as for the bra…she has been interregated…integrated…intorigated….interrogated…
ummmm ….yeah…
May 6, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Hi Agent Laketrees,
Was Speedy Starbucks involved with the Biotic Baking Brigade???
If so, did Speedy Starbucks launch the meat-pie missiles using the classified Bra Bombardier???
May 6, 2008 at 3:05 am
we’ve been hit by flying giant meat pies…
:0
I knew it was too good to be true !!!
May 5, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Hi Agent Laketrees,
Have you alerted “J.O.R.N (Jindalee Operational Radar Network) of Australia,” to be on the lookout for blueberry-filled blips heading your way?
May 5, 2008 at 4:58 am
toooo funny Miss MP…
the southern hemisphere is relatively untouched as yet….still waiting….and watching
May 4, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Hi Wendy,
Excellent reporting from the War Zone! Your News Headline link has been added to this post!
May 4, 2008 at 10:58 pm
I’ve just published my news story about the donut hit in California and linked to your blog as well.
Come on by and take a look if you like!
May 4, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Hi Robert,
Did you change your name and return address on your Fedex Care Package?
May 4, 2008 at 6:58 pm
News Flash..it has been proven that jeely filled Tim Bits in Fedex envelopes cannot be detected by any known security device…:)))
May 4, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Hi James,
Are you hiding from Robert?
May 4, 2008 at 2:13 pm
… Reporting In From Bismark ND
May 4, 2008 at 8:02 am
Hi Wendy,
There are a few Polar Bear and Penguin Clubs who love to dip into the icy Atlantic. We watch them on the news from a warm safe distance!
Since I am no spring chicken, maybe next May will be warmer so I can do some gardening nekkid at night wearing only Night Vision Goggles!
You have a great blog, too! Look forward to reading your new comical posts!
May 4, 2008 at 2:15 am
LOL. You are good. WMD … love it.
And haven’t your neighbors heard of the polar bear club? They didn’t even have to jump into the ocean to get in on the action today!
But I guess it’s easier to comply if you have highs in the 70’s. (–> me)
And no … I wasn’t in my yard … today. OK. Not this yard ever. (And I’ve been here for TWO YEARS already. Hmmmm … I’m losing my edge.)
I’ll be back. You have a great blog!
May 4, 2008 at 1:16 am
Hi Olga, the Traveling Bra,
Covert Comfort Support is the best undercover work!
May 4, 2008 at 12:44 am
Oh yeah…I forget. You think I’d know that seeing how I spent years doing undercover work!
May 4, 2008 at 12:12 am
Hi Olga, the Traveling Bra,
Your second Secret Message was decrypted to fix the first message before self-destructing!
May 3, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Massive Weapons of Mammary Destruction! LOL! LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 3, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Hi SpeedyCat “The Slingshot” Bravolendale!
This Comical Caffeine Conflict will be one of the top humorous highlights of Blogging Battle History!
May 3, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY CHEEKS HURT
Way to good Miss Moneypenny. (laughing still …..)
SpeedyCat “The Slingshot” Bravolendale