Freedom Fries in the Fake World of Marie-Claude Bourbonnais

Freedom Fries in the Fake World of Marie-Claude Bourbonnais…

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The Borg Queen loves to assimilate ‘real’ fries to energize her back which supports her cybernetic enhanced fake Boobs.

Apparently, Marie-Claude Bourbonnais is a fan of anime and comic books and wanted her breasts to look fake like a comic character according to her interview (in French, some Photos may be NSFW)

The French video reveals Marie-Claude’s passion for her double F-ake breasts(1).

Loading Frost by Marie-Claude

Borg Queen Marie-Claude Bourbonnais strains the latex of Mortal Kombat’s Frost, the delusional sub-Zero female Lin Kuei.

For Music Monday, Semper Fidelis

Music Video Background

“Semper Fidelis”, was written by John Philip Sousa in 1888. The song was composed for President Chester Arthur who requested a new presidential song to replace “Hail to the Chief.” “Semper Fidelis” became the official march of the United States Marine Corps.

4th of July Fireworks in Washington DC – 2009

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Footnotes:

(1) Marie-Claude’s Comic Boobs weighs three times more than the breasts of average women.

According to Boobpedia, Marie Claude inflated her Boobs to 34FF (34G) from a natural 34B.

34in. band G size cup = 7 cups ~ 2 cups natural plus 5 cups fake

2 cups x 190 cc/cup = 380 cc x .9g/cc (natural Adipose tissue) = 342 g. x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = .75 lbs per breast
Plus

850 cc Inamed high profile, round soft saline implants inflated (overfilled) to 1000cc.
1000cc implant x 1.02 grams/cc (Saline) = 1020 grams + 25 grams (Shell) x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 2.3 lbs per breast

Equals 3.05 lbs per breast or 6.1 lbs per pair.
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Gummy bear Silicone implants: 0.98 grams per cubic centimeter (or 1cc = 0.034568 ounces)

Cohesive Silicone Gel Breast implants: 0.99 grams per cubic centimeter (or 1cc = 0.03492 ounces)

H20: 1 gram per cubic centimeter

Saline: 1.02 grams per cubic centimeter (or 1cc = 0.035969 ounces) + 25 grams for Saline implant shell

(2) Freedom fries was a political euphemism for French fries used to express anti-French sentiment after France expressed strong opposition to the U.S. decision to launch the 2003 invasion of Iraq. The Iraq War is the same war that Obama will end as Bush promised which he claimed Barack opposed and Hussein promised to end in 2009.

(3) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Marie Claude were modified and/or used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

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Contrarian Comedienne who creates Photoshop Political Satire and comedy.

Posted on July 4, 2011, in Humor, Music Monday, Satire, spoof, Titillating Tuesday and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about. Missing you on Twitter. Where have you been? Come back!

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hi BB,

      Happy Fourth of July and Bonne Fête du Canada

      Sorry, Brother Bloke… I barely find the time to write a blog post let alone the time to write tweets that disappear before any follower has the chance to read them.

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